Saturday, August 19, 2006

Another Reson Not to Like Pit Bulls

(THIS REALLY HAPPENED).

It was Saturday. Cartoons were over, I was bored, and Maggie was panting in the backyard. I decided that this was the perfect time to take a walk to the park. After bribing Billy with a chance of lizard sightings, the three of us (me, Billy & Maggie) set off.

It was a nice walk. I saw two pit bulls on my way to the park, and, to my surprise, they were friendly. "These dogs aren't as bad as I thought they were," said my optimistic side. We walked by and they didn't act violent at all... they just acted like dogs (which isn't an insult in this case, because after all, they were). We also say a turkey vulture sitting on the top of a hollow tree. Her babies were probably in a nest, but she wouldn't let us get close enough to look inside. She hissed like a cat until we left.

The park was no different than usual. Empty, hot. We parked ourselves in the shade of a big oak tree and watched Maggie as she ventured around on the freshly mowed grass. After sniffing the premises thoroughly, Maggie trotted back over and laid down a few feet away from me. We rested there for about fifteen minutes.

"Come on," Billy said, dully. It was hot and we hadn't seen even one lizard. I got up from my comfortable patch of green paradise and began the walk back home. Maggie trotted along contentedly, Billy scoured the trail for any sign of lizard life, and I thought to myself, Maggie is such a good, good dog.

After we walked up a gravel hill and made our way back to the neighborhood, I called Maggie back to me. "Come here, baby. That's a good girl," I cooed as she walked over, sluggishly, and let me snap on her red paw print leash. She looked at me with an expression that read, "do I have to?"

The blacktop street was sweltering. I could see the heat waves rising up and forming water-like mirages in the shallow dips. I wiped my sweaty brow and continued walking, without much to say. I could see our road up ahead. All I could picture was the fresh stream of water pouring down into a glass of ice.

Finally, we turned onto our street. Billy drudged along silently and I smiled. We were almost there. Visions of the air conditioned living room filled my mind. I could just picture mom standing there with two fresh glasses of water and a few peached for Billy and I. I walked faster.

All of a sudden, I snapped back into reality. Looking a few houses down, I saw two big, cream colored dogs. One was a German-shepherd lab cross, and the other was a pit bull. I analyzed the situation, and all thought of "nice pit bulls" left my mind. I hurried to cross the street. Hopefully the strange dog would decide to stay put.

I glanced behind me. I could see the pit bull eying me slyly. The lab cross stood and watched, looking relaxed. I reached the center of the street.

The pit bull came closer. I saw it growl, looking directly at me. Panic overtook me and I tried to walk faster. However, before I could even take a step, the cunning pit bull jumped. I saw it in slo-mo. I heard a growl and a sharp yelp. I instinctively let go of the leash and backed off, screaming irrationally at the foreign dog. "Go away! Leave her alone!" I started to cry in my anger.

Maggie's neck wrenched as she tried to escape the pit bull's grasp. I felt slight relief as she shook him off, only to gasp as he snarled and darted again, this time catching her ear. Maggie yelped loudly and ran off across the street. A black truck that was going by missed her by a few inches.

I heard the sound of a woman's voice. It was sharp and unemotional. It said, "Get over here. Get!" I turned and saw the pit bull inching over to the woman like a guilty child. The lab mix panted as he ambled over, tail wagging.

I was full of rage.
"Keep your dogs inside from now on!" I shouted. She had her arms crossed over her chest as she replied,
"I don't think so." I glared at her, asking for an explanation of her rash response.
"Oh, and besides, they're not mine," she sneered. I breathed in. Her little game was getting annoying.
"Okay then. Whose are they?"
"Someone who's visiting me." Defiant.
"Then tell your guests to keep their dogs off of the street!" I turned around and left her to her dogs. Tears blurred my vision as I reached the other side of the road. A man, leaning on his white truck, said,
"Are you alright?"
I nodded, and he said, "Go home and tell your parents about this. Those dogs are vicious."
"Okay."

I looked down and remembered; Maggie was gone.
"Maggie! Here baby! Come here!" I called, with no response.
I scanned the road and the house, seeing nothing but a little girl sitting in her driveway.
"She went over there," the little girl said, and pointed to my house. I walked up. Maggie was there, panting heavily. I could see the blood trickling from her ear onto her soft, white fur.

I was a nervous wreck when I walked through the door. Dad took one look at me an said,
"Uh-oh. Something went wrong."

I sobbed out an explanation of what had just happened. I then tried to clean off Maggie's ear, unsuccessfully. Dad told me to get in the van, and I showed him the house of the girl, the old man with the white truck, and of course, the lady with the two dogs (although I could say the three dogs. After all, she was kind of a dog herself). We drove back to the house and dad called the police. I sat on the floor next to my wounded dog.

I was still sitting there when a lieutenant from animal control rang the doorbell. She told us that she had already been to the neighbors' house, and that they insisted that they had no dogs and that no dogs had been there.

It seemed that with two witnesses, not to mention Bill and I, they could have done something. However, the lieutenant explained that she couldn't prove that the dogs were theirs. It was our word against theirs, and there was no concrete evidence as to who owned the dogs.

She left, leaving a card with her name and number on it.

We poured hydrogen peroxide on Maggie's ear. She cried and eventually laid down on the cool linoleum.

I hope that no one else gets hurt by that pit bull, but, to be honest, I wouldn't be surprised if it bit someone. Even if that someone was a child. I hope it won't come to that.





Sunday, January 01, 2006

This year... in pictures



We dressed up billy.. against his will :p









Me and brianne... just hanging out











Me and janae... It was halaween and we dressed up goth!!









painting my room... it was fun... i got paint everywhere tho










me and my horsey !

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Los amigos contento pero chemica es muy malo

I fixed it... kinda!

Habia una chica. La chica se llamaba Casca Rabia. Casca rabia esta una chica normala... ella esta no mucha differente. Una Dia, Casca Rabia escriba una nota a los amigos. La nota grita: "Hola. Como estas tu??" Los Amigos grito, "Mi es bien." Casca Rabia esta bien y los amigos esta bien. Todo es muchos bien porque Casca Rabia y los amigos esta muy contento. Casca Rabia camina a la casa.Ella escriba en la libra de chemica! oh no, oh no!!! Todo es mal. Mr. Murphy Grita, "Casca Rabia, tu es una mala chica porque tu escriba in la libra de chemica!" Casca Rabia llora y llora. Ella esta muy triste. El Fin.

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Me & Rocky

Ok guess what?? This is my new horse! His name is Rocky and he's the best horse EVER! He's a registered Quarter Horse! I went and rode him today. It was so much fun... I like him more than all of the horses I used to ride.
I can't believe I actually have a horse. I can't believe I got one like Rocky! ! ! This is totally insane!

So as you can see, I am really excited about finally owning Rocky. I found out that he was for sale last Tuesday, so I rode him Saturday and today. (The pic is from today). I'm boarding him out in Happy Valley (that's where I ride anyway, and hey, where else could I keep him??!). So yeah, this is about the most crazy/awesome thing that has happened to me in a long time! It's really exciting!

Thursday, September 08, 2005

America's Tears

I thought that since 9/11 is almost here I'd post this picture. It is one that I drew about 2 weeks ago. The building is obviously one of the twin towers, the girl is America, and the hearts with the halos are the souls of the people who died. I put a wave in the background because of the tsunamis we have had (katrina and the others around the world). There is other imagry but some of it is kind of hard to explain. I just though that I would post it because I finally know how to post pictures, and I guess to be patriotic...

my room



Yay! I'm not a computer illiterate person anymore!! I know how to do pictures now! Here are some pics of my room:
















Here is my room- painted. It's kinda hard to see all the colors because it's not a very bright picture.















This is the wall that you couldn't see from the previous picture... this was taken durring the painting process.

Saturday, August 20, 2005

party 'till the clock strikes 4:30, am

wow... that was a fun, yet exhausting birthday party.
I'm turning 15 in ten days, so I had a party to celebrate. It was a sleep-over with a bunch of the girls from church (who are around my age. If I had everyone come, it'd be crazy!) and let's just say we had too much mountain dew.

The party started like this: people were dropped off (some were late (cough Lauren cough)) and we hung out in my room for a while with the music on mp3 shuffle. We went swimming, ate pizza, played ping pong, jumped on the trampoline, etc and then I opened the gifts. I ended up getting a bunch of spongebob stuff (caitlin told everyone that I like spongebob, so now I'm like his own fan club w/ a bunch of paraphanalia of his) , 2 pillows, a magazine subscription, a hat, a belt, and a bunch of bath stuff. Oh yeah... and a "fish glo light" from my dad.
After we did all of that stuff, we went outside with 8 party poppers and screamed and got confetti all over the street. Then Anna, Caitlin, and a bunch of other people started skipping down the street, dancing around the tree in my front yard (dont ask me!!) and doing other generally wierd stuff.
So after a while my mom told us to come inside (because there were 2 guys out there that were talking to us and yeah you know my mom) so we went out back and listened to toby mac for a while. We all got our sleeping bags onto the trampoline and talked. We played "I never" with mountain dew (if you haven't seen lost you probably wouldn't know), Truth or Dare, and just talked a lot about a bunch of stuff.
We stayed up until 4:30. Not completely my fault. Lauren was having a side ache episode right next to me and I was tightly crushed between her and Naomi, so I couldn't move.
Finally we fell asleep.
Two hours later, we woke up. After "mustachifying" anna, caitlin, and lauren, we ate, hung out, went swimming, watched a cinderella storry with Chad Michael Murray (who for the record ties for worlds hottest with "boone" (aka the hot guy) from lost . They are both soooooooooooo sooooooooooooooooooo soooooooo hot!!). Later we watched "Ever After" and then everyone left.
I slept from three to seven at what point I was so rudely awakened and forced to clean stuff.

The party is over! It was fun, but I am sooo tired!!! And there is so much junk here that people forgot.... I don't know what to do with it all.
I have to go... we're watching some movie. (me and the fam., of course. No one else is here!).

Monday, August 15, 2005

paint and a concert

Hey... thanks everyone for telling me to do the cealing green and all that... my dad thought it was gonna look wierd/ another word that also means wierd. So anyway, thanks to you guys I did black pink and green, despite my parents' misgivings. So far it actually looks prtti cool, which is good.
All I have is the green cealing and the 2 black walls, but hey, I like it. Tomorrow we'll see how it looks w/ hot pink... for now I get to sleep on the couch AGAIN (which was so unconfortable that I ended up with one blanket in the middle of the floor. To tell you the truth, it was nicer than sleeping on the couch. Which is kinda wierd since it's a new couch).

Onto a different note: does anyone (besides me and Anna) think it'd be cool if we (as in the youth group; who else reads this anyway?) went to some concert festival?? As you can guess, I think it would be a blast and we'd have a great time being responsible and not getting into any kind of trouble (had to put that in case Mike reads it). Remember the Kutless concert? (like anyone could forget it!). Ask anyone who went- that was a total blast. (Plus, no one got seriously injured in the mosh pit). But anyway, back to the topic @ hand... image that concert only like 50 zillion times better! We have to go!!!!
So, now that I have written a few sentances about it, do you think you'd want us (as in the youth group, once again) to got to something like that?? If you do, you should tell Mike where you want to go so we can all convince him.
Ideas: Spirit West Coast, Joshua Fest, Something in Washington (state, not DC, for the less perceptive readers of this blog) that Anna told me about but I forgot what it was but it sounded like it was really awesome ( better than swc, for an indication). Also there's this other place Mike said he wanted to go to but I forgot what it was called and where it was. (Not very helpful, I know. You don't have to tell me (unless you really want to for some wierd reason)).

Anyway, if you want to go... you know.

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Pink, Black, and Green?

Hey everyone. I just got back from San Diego today and I have a pretty bad cold. I'm totally congested. (only if I said that out loud, it would sound like: "Ib totally codgested.").
I might be painting my room this week (black, hot pink, and neon green (not sure about the green yet)). Two walls are going to be black and two are going to be hot pink.
What do you guys think?? Should I make the cealing green or not? (It would match my rug and it would be pretty interesting). My mom says it'll look wierd (all because she has never seen a room painted that way), my cousin says it'll look really cool (cause her friend did her's like that), and I don't know what anyone else thinks. I kinda want to do it green... that's what I'm probably gonna do, but I'm not totally sure yet.
Also Lauren's mom is having her baby shower here on Sat., so that is something we need to plan for. Mom says that the house "absolutely cannot smell like paint at the shower," so I will have to make sure it doesn't. I wouldn't want to mess it all up!
I want to paint as soon as possible so I won't get in trouble for stinking up the house... we'll see when I am allowed to do it. I think we are spackling tommorow.
Ok... I guess I will end this post so it won't be too borring! Love you all!

Wednesday, August 03, 2005

pointless blogs like mine

If you think about it, sometimes blogging is sort of pointless.
You write the facts
But you never let out your feelings
Because someone might find out.

Just a thought.

Maybe I'll put a poem on this blog sometime.
For now I'll be posting dumb stuff that no one really feels like reading.

So why do they read it??

wanna mosh?

I'm at my aunt's house in san diego!! (Haha! You guys are all frying in redding while we are swimming in la jolla shores!!). (sorry!). We've been here since Saturday night.

Thursday:

Via Tiny Car That's Way Too Small, we drove to Santa Cruz. There we met Kurt, my cuz who's in college. We ate cheap mexican food that was better than the expensive stuff in Redding, went to the tide pools, walked along the shoreline and played "hearts." Timmy lost, Kurt won, Dad got 2nd and i got 3rd.

Friday:

we got up bright an early, got ready, said "bye" to Kurt, and hit the road. We went to McDonalds (ewwww it's sooo bad for you and i hate eating there!!) and then drove the rest of the way to Spirit West Coast, in monteray. We met up with the Barrets at the main stage, and then me, Brianne, Jake, Dylan, and Timmy left to check out everything else. We saw a bunch of bands. I'll list them in the order of when we saw them:
(*= really good concert)
Telocast
*Tree 63
MuteMath
Shortbread (for like 2 mn cause we missed almost all of it)
*Superchick
*Toby Mac
*Newsboys
Matthew West (for like 15 mn on the way out)

It was really fun. My favs were Superchick & Toby Mac. The lead singer of Superchick had her hair about my length, it was bleached white, she had bangs, and she also had a mohawk! It was awesome!! I wish I was allowed to get hair like that!!! !!! !!!
The Newsboys concert was also fun. It was late, @ the main stage, and we were in the front. I had sooo much captain crunch on me afterward! In my hair, shoes, shirt, jean pockets etc. Plus the ground was covered in cereal dust!!!
After we said "bye" to the Barrets we went to get cds. I got TFK's new one (the art of breaking which is more like heavy metal than the old one) and Lifehouse. Timmy got a tobyMac t shirt, and I can't remember what Billy got. We then watched part of the Matthew West concert and left. We stayed at a motel that night.

Saturday:

We slept in 'till 11 (too early for me!) and hit the road. We stopped at KFC (more unhealthy food!!) , ate, and got back in the car. We drove (and drove and drove) and then we stopped at a beach. It was really cold and foggy. Somehow, Timmy and Billy got all the way into the water. I got in up to my ankles and froze! It was freeeeezing!!!
We got back in the car and stopped at some Danish town that my dad went to when he was a kid or something like that. Anyway it was really borring and there were a lot of snobs and wineries there. I would not recomend stopping there to anyone that I liked even a little bit.
We then drove some more until we stopped at LA and ate something. I can't remeber what it was, though. Got back in the car.
Got to San Diego. Watched the first 1/2 of "Pay it Forward." Fell asleep.

Sunday:

I slept in 'till 2pm. (they made me get up). Ate cereal and hung out there for a while. Later we went to the pool and relaxed there. We came home, ate dinner, sat in the spa/hot tub and watched the rest of "Pay it Forward."

Monday: Got up at 10am. Ate cereal and got ready for the beach. We went to the beach in my aunt's car. It was really fun! Timmy surfed for 1 hour ( i guess he actually stood up on the board!) and then we wnt boogie boarding for like 2 more hours. Then we got in without the boards an just had fun. after a while we showered and left. When we got home we ate, sat in the spa/hot tub and then me and my aunt went shopping. I bought a jacket, some shirts, a skirt that I am never going t0 be allowed to wear to school, and a pink bikini (my aunts idea!). Oh yeah, and board shorts. My mom has been wanting me to get some, but I can never find any that fit! The ones I got are brown and they are knee length (yg style!).
My aunt bought a bunch of clothes, too. She's fifty and she looks 30 and she shops in the juniors section and all of the clothes look really good on her! Can you believe that???
When we got home Timmy and I watched dumb and dumber. It's a really funny movie. The guys are just soooooooooooooo stupid... wow. They are complete idiots. It was hillarious, even though I've already seen it 4 times before!

Tuesday (today):

Got up at 11am. My mom and dad left for LA early in the morning ( dad's college class + date ), so my aunt was watching us.
We went to mini golf. It was pretty fun. Billy & Timmy liked it a lot more than I did. but I still enjoyed myself. We went on a bunch of rides, golfed, and hung out in the arcade for about 45 mn.
Then we went to my uncle's sisters house. They live in the "countryish" area of San Diego. Their daughter Katie (funny, huh?) and I went horseback riding. They really should hire a trainer or something... the horses were hard to controll... and I've been ridding for 3 years! The horse I rode was black and he was somewhere around 15hh. We rode for like 45 minutes and then came back for Timmy & Billy. Since she had the smaller horse, I let Katie take billy and i took timmy. It was really fun, and timmy really liked it. He could be a really good rider if he wanted to. He's too athletic!!! It is sooo not fair! Lol!
We came home, I had oj and cereal, we went in the spa/ hot tub and then went to bed. (well everyone else did! I'm still up, and it's 1 am!!!).

I'll keep posting stuff about out trip! See you all a week from sunday!

Tuesday, July 26, 2005

On the Road Again

Hey everyone! I just got back from Portland, Oregon. (We went to the church camp for 1 day before we went to Oregan).
It was a pretty fun trip. On the first day we got to Sikiyou and hung out at the group site. (this involved hanging out in the tent, eating, going to the arcade even though the machine wouldn't take my $, playing games and also passing stuff around on plastic spoons. (Hey, we were bored!!!). Then I went back to the tent. Me, Lynda, and Hannah stayed up untill three and ate cookies.
The next day I got up & ate breakfast. (eggs, melon, oarnge juice, and something else that I can't remember right now). We talked for a while and then me and my dad went to Castle Craigs with Jake, Ariana, Caleb Cox, and Heide Cox. It was a tough hike for me. Jake and Caleb were running the whole time... I have no idea how they did it.
Once we got to the top it was all worth it. There was a bunch of giant rocks, a really cool view, and best of all... FOOD!! I was soooo hungry I could have eaten a five coarse meal!
The way sown was easy. (Well, I did sort of fall twice because I was wearing converse instead of hiking type shoes, but other that that...).
On the way back to camp we listened to Relient K and Thousand Foot Krutch. (if you are still reading this, you are very patient).
Back at camp, I went to the lake and hung out there 'till it was time to go... grabbed all of my stuff and hit the backseat.
We then went to Portland. (The reason we went was to see Josh get married. We've known his family since my mom was in high school, and we hang out every winter @ New Years.). We stayed in his Condo with other visiting people before the wedding.
The wedding was fun. (I mean how much fun can a wedding really be? It's the reception that I was actually reffering to). It was outside and there was food and dancing and all of that good stuff.
The next few days we all hung out w/ Josh's family. We went to downtown portland and the ocean. It was kinda stressful because their family was all there.
We left on Monday and sat in the car for seven hours. ( read between the lines... the drive was kinda like most drives driven with timmy in the middle seat).
Got home, fell asleep at 1:30 am, woke up the next day at 12:30 pm.
Now you know!

Thursday, July 14, 2005

It's a small world. 7 kids ran into me today.

It's thursday... the hardest day yet for the 2-4 year olds @ vbs. Even the good kids were freaking out today!!! They now officially can't concentrait on: bubbles, play dough, colloring, crafts, or stories. All that they are all willing to do is to play and watch movies!!! (Oh yeah, and scream and yell at eachother while fighting over the trains that we brought so that they would have something fun to do).
So yeah, as you can see it's getting crazier and crazier every day. When I started on tuesday, Weston was the only one who didn't cooperate. (He's the kid that kept "petting" the animals). The next day, (yesterday) Kiely cried the whole time. Apparently, she wanted mommy. It was kinda like this: "I WANT MY MOMMY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Today was the worst. Weston was worse than usual. Today "petting" the antolope involved pulling it's leg off of the stand and laughing about it until I grabbed him and tried to make him sit down. (I use the word "tried" because my efforts were pretty much in vain! He didn't stay seated for more than a minute!).
Jossia was also freaking out... all morning running away from everyone and yelling "turn it off" when the song came on!!! He has a giant bruise on his leg, and another one on his eye. I can see how he got them!!! He's so rough... when he's around the other kids start throwing cars at him!
Then there was Mathew. He's like the sweetest little kid, but today he wouldn't do anything... He screamed if we made him do anything that didn't involve toys!!!
So as you can see, I'm pretty tired!!! I'm glad I'm not going to san francisco tomorrow, because I am worn out as it is! Instead I'm seeing Charlie and the Chocolate Factory with Chelsea & Elyse (and a bunch of other people) and just hanging out... oh yeah... and I'm doing vbs again.
Tomorrow we're doing water games... I hope it keeps the kids busy, because frankly, I'm out of ideas!!!!!

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Who Names a Car?

I just got back from "Herby, Fully Loaded" about an hour ago. It was a really cute movie. My dad liked it so much that he wants to rent all of the old "Herby" movies. I liked it a lot too... even though it was sort of unrealistic with the car being alive and everything. But yes, overall it was a good movie.
After the movie, we went to the new Winco. It was very un-exciting. It was almost exactly like the old Winco... except that the asiles were bigger/ wider and the outside was nicer. The landscaping was actually pretty nice, too. There were absalutely no ripe alvacados in the entire store. We got some freakish bannana things called, too. I forgot what they're called, but you have to cook them before you eat them. It all seems very strange to me!
I really want to see "Batman Begins" and "The Fantstic Four." They look like good movies. I have only one question: What is going to happen when all of the old "Marvel" characters and comics become giant movie productions?? Will superhero movies just die out, or will we create new heros?? I guess I wont find out. Until...
Got to go... it's almost time for dinner.

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

summer storms

I think you already knew that. Yeah... summer has been pretty wierd so far... it's been overcast like every day! Today & yesterday are the 1st really summerish days I think we've had so far.
I just came back from the little greenish colored creek by my house... I took Billy & Tessa there and they went swimming. It was all good until the dog got lost and she was stuch in a bush under the water! But yeah I got her out. She's kinda stupid sometimes. If you don't like swimming, you shouldn't go in the water. I guess dogs aren't smart enough to figure out that kind of stuff!
We thought our pool was done but then we found two leaks in the side of it. The pool guy came and fixed them. After he left, we found 3 more!! He fixed those ones. But we still can't go in it because now it has to clorinate!! : P
Sooo... that's basically all there is to say!

Does anyone know how to make links to other web sights and how to put pictures on posts? If so, please tell me how!

Monday, June 13, 2005

I am so bored that I'm actually posting this

Ok... I decided to copy Jordan's idea::
Unscramble the words!

1. njeu
2. unf ni eht uns
3. miswnisg
4. uimcs
5. musemr
6. cabeh

Bonus words:

* rgate iemacra
* sotl

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

My fish is invincible

Hey everyone! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I was studying for finals. yeah. glad that's over!I just can't believe that this is the first day of summer (it's June 8, by the way, and it's rainy/ overcast and yeah summers just not supposed to look like this). Sooo... anyway, it seems like it's still January or something like that and it's a wierd holliday 3 day weekend thing.
Who's going to great America?? I'm not sure if I'm going or not... I have to find out if I can. But I really want to go... it's gonna be soo fun!
Hey for all you people that always come over and tell me that my fish is going to die if I don't clean out the tanky/boul thing, I cleaned it. The fish only had like 3 inches of water left! Lol! I'm surprised it's still alive.

Friday, May 20, 2005

My Homie, Naomi

Hey everyone.
Wondering who won the spongebob thing??

Congradulations to Naomi: You beat the second-runner-up by one word.
They put
"absorbant & yellow & porus like he"
but it's really
"absorbant & yellow & porus is he!" (@ least as far as I know).

So this post is all about Naomi, who won!

Here's a corny peom:

Who has blond hair?
Who has blue eyes?
Who doesn't like veggies, chinese food, or pies?
Who can run track
and play soccer, too?
Who has those jingley, christmasy shoes?
Who has good grades
(like a 4.0!)?
Who crashed into a rock when she first learned to mow?
Who's room is purple?
Nothing rimes with that.
So here's to Naomi...
You're everyone's homie!

Monday, May 16, 2005

So who does live in a pineapple, anyway?

Hey everyone! It's monday and I'm updating my blog. I have an idea... it's sort of a TV watching test. All you have to do is go to "comments" and post all of teh lyrics that you know of for the Spongebob Squarepants theme song. No waiting 'till the TV's on and listening to it... you have to do it all from memory. It's not that hard. I'll even give you a hint to start off with:

"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea...?"

You do the rest. For whoever wins (gets the most parts of the song right) , I'll make a post that's all about you... it's not exciting but hey it's cool!

SPONGEBOB/SQUAREPANTS/SPOGEBOB/SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB/SQUAREPANTS/SPOGEBOB/SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB/SQUAREPANTS/SPOGEBOB/SQUAREPANTS
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P SPONGEBOB/SQUAREPANTS/SPOGEBOB/SQUAREPANTS P
O SPONGEBOB/SQUAREPANTS/SPOGEBOB/SQUAREPANTS O
N SPONGEBOB/SQUAREPANTS/SPOGEBOB/SQUAREPANTS N

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Good Luck!
And just to tell you, if your comments are deleted for this post, don't freak out. If I leave them on there... people will cheat! Ahh! So I'll make a new post once everyone's tried, and I'll show what you all put for your answers!

Saturday, May 14, 2005

Never run into a barbwire fence while wearing a scuba suit!

Nice title, huh??? It has absalutely nothing to do w/ this post! I thought it would get your attention! Here's a joke. Yes, it's very stupid... you must learn to deal. (please comment!)

So there's this bus driver, right?? And he's driving a bunch of nursing home ladies around (so they're old).
This old lady comes up to the front of the bus (only it takes her like ten minutes cause she can barely walk!) and she's all,
"Young man... do... yooouu want some almonds??"
and he's all, "Sure lady."
So he eats em, and they're ok but not the most thrilling.

She comes up again, and gives him some more. She's all
"Heeereee are some... some more almonds."
So he eats em, and theyre ok.

-a few long hoursof talking about knitting later-

After the tenth time with the almonds, the guy is getting annoyed. The almonds taste gross and the old lady keeps calling him 'young man' like she has no idea that he's 57.
So she comes up again:
"Hello young man.... do... do you want some more... some more almonds??"
Now he's steamed, but he refuses politely because he doesn't want her to die of a stroke. After all, he'd get sued. So he says:
"I'm sorry, Lady but I think I've had my share. Since you have so many, why don't you ladies eat them??"
And she says, "Oh... why... we can't!"
And he's all, "Why can't you???"
She says, "It's our teeth. They're... they're too old, and the, the almonds hurt them."
By now her disghusting breath is getting to the poor man, and he's wondering why he didn't go into engineering.
He manages to gasp out,
"Why on earth do you BUY them if you can't eat them??!!?"
And by now the man is seriously nautious. Her dentures are smacking on and off of her gums. He waits for her to reply, wishing that he had just eaten the nuts.


"Oh dearry, we , we don't eat the almonds. We don't even like almonds. We just... we just like the, the chocolate that comes around them. "


So next time you eat almonds, be careful... make sure you know where they've been!

Education is Seriously Twisted

wow... it's been a whole week since I forgot about this blog. I just had a busy week, but it all paid off- now theres only 17 more school days left!!!!!! (and somehow, in that amount of time, I'm gonna have to like get a b in biology instead of a LOL c+).
How are all of you guys? Still living? I guess it's not finals yet. l have latin finalls coming up. I guess I should study!
Anyway, this weeks Question is down there, and you all must comment!!


Do you think it'd be fun to be a hobo for like a week or something???

Saturday, May 07, 2005

the start of a blogging century

Hello, everyone who is reading this post because they love me so much... (or because they're brousing, which is cool!) This is my first post on this blog.
Here's a wierd question... post your answer/ thoughts!!

If you were given the choice of becoming 10X as atractive as you are now, or as having a personality 10X better, which would you chose? Why??